Fans of “The Hills” are getting way more than expected this season with all that wonderful scripted drama. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff. But, none the less, something good came out of Heidi Montag’s early mid life crisis which is presented to us in the form of a February Maxim photo shoot.

“Great reality TV villains come in many shapes and sizes. There was Puck, the grimy Real World-er prone to sticking his nicotine-stained digits in other people’s peanut butter. There was Omarosa, Trump’s would-be apprentice, who pissed off everyone in the boardroom—including the combed-over mogul—with her confrontationally bitchy demeanor. And now there’s 21-year-old Heidi Montag, who looks like a St. Pauli girl but has somehow become one of the most talked about and controversial stars on television.”

Head over to Maxim.com for the entire February Maxim issue preview.